Cotswold Guide

COTSWOLD GUIDE

Cotswolds Guide

You’ll find plenty of resources here to help you plan your Cotswold visit and decide what works best for you. Even if you don’t book with us, you’ll find this information priceless.   See below for info on accommodation, travel to and from the Cotswolds and much more.

THINGS TO SEE AND DO IN THE COTSWOLDS

"I've lived in Stow on the Wold for 15 years and thought I knew the Cotswolds well, until I tagged along on the tour and was blown away" - Margie, Stow on the Wold, Cotswolds
"Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure" 
- Bob B, founder of Attitude and Latitude Magazine 

Cotswold Accommodation

You'll find plenty of options for places to stay in the Cotswolds with the exception of large, chain hotels.  None of those here.  To get the most from your Cotswold stay I'd recommend staying in the north or central Cotswolds, preferably in one of these places: 

Chipping Campden, Broadway, Stow on the Wold, Bourton on the Water, Chipping Norton
You'll find a good range of accommodation in and around these places, plenty to do in the evenings and have good access to the best and the rest of the Cotswolds.

If you're planning on basing yourself in one of the cities outside the Cotswolds like Stratford Upon Avon, Oxford, Cheltenham or Bath, remember there will be some travel time to get to and from the Cotswolds.  In the case of Bath, you're roughly ninety minutes from what is generally considered the nicest part of the Cotswolds; the north and central regions. 

"Great contact from start to finish, very informative and funny. My family can be a bit picky and awkward but Lee kept everyone happy and managed the group dynamic well" 
- Leroy, Amsterdam

GETTING TO THE COTSWOLDS

Despite being in the middle of the country, the Cotswolds can be a little tricky to get to, get around and get away.  Not to worry - we've got all the answers here. 

Click on an icon below to find out more about the mode of transport, times and prices
“Travelling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.” – Ibn Battuta

WHEN TO GO TO THE COTSWOLDS

The Cotswolds welcomes visitors all year round. The time of year will make a difference to your experience. 
 When is the best time to visit?
  • General Information

    The Cotswolds

    About one hundred miles west of London sits an area of about 800 sq miles known as the Cotswolds.  Characterised by rolling green hills and limestone villages, this beautiful part of England is officially an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty peppered with charming villages and country inns, bustling towns and grand manor houses, farms and a lot of sheep.  Thousands of miles of dry stone wall and bushy hedgerow divide the sweeping hillsides into a patchwork multi coloured quilt of purple lavender, bright yellow oil-seed rape, deep red poppies and lush green wheat and barley.  

    Dark lanes and winding roads swirl about the countryside and up and down the hillside; joining quaint villages unchanged in centuries with busy market towns.  The villages are isolated and tranquil, the towns are lively with the hum of locals going about their business.  This is a broadchurch; gruff farmers grunt at tourists clogging up the pavement, A-list celebrities walk freely about the town knowing their presence is of little interest to the locals.  Families with excitable children, couples on a romantic break, dog walkers, sheep shearers, foodies and twitchers all getting along rather nicely.
     

    "Lee was a wonderful guide and showed us the heart of the Cotswolds. He was considerate of what we wanted to see but also guided us to places and things that we wouldn't have know to even ask about." - Richard C, Texas

    Geographical facts about the Cotswolds

    • approx 100 miles west of London
    • covers and area of approx 800 square miles
    • Stratford Upon Avon to the north, Bath to the south, Oxford to the east, Cheltenham to the west
    • Birmingham nearest international airport, then Heathrow
    • includes six different counties: Oxfordshire, Worcestershire, Warwickshire, Gloucestershire, Wiltshire and Somerset
    • the highest point is Cleeve Hill at 330m above sea level
    • approx 80% of the Cotswolds is farmland

    The Cotswolds in Numbers

    • the population of the Cotswolds is approx 139,000
    • the largest town is Cirencester with a population of 20,000
    • tourism is the largest economy in the Cotswolds and supports approx 200,000 jobs
    • it was estimated that last year, around 34 million day trips were made to the Cotswolds
    • average house price in the Cotswolds during 2019 was £505,000
    • a 2017 census reported that there were just 5 unemployed people in the Cotswolds; the lowest in the country

    you might find these interesting

    • there are over 4000 miles of dry stone wall in the Cotswolds - longer than the Great Wall of China
    • the first and last battles in the English civil war were fought in the Cotswolds at Edgehill and Worcester respectively
    • the tallest hedge in the country at 40ft is a 300 year old yew in Cirencester
    • There are five European Special Areas of Conservation, three National Nature Reserves and more than eighty Sites of Special Scientific Interest within the Cotswolds 
    • celebrities living in the Cotswolds include Jamie Dornan, Jeremy Clarkson, Jilly Cooper, Princess Anne, Prince Charles, Kate Moss, Liz Hurley, Kate Winslet, Hugh Grant, JK Rowling, Johnny Depp, David and Victoria Beckham, Patrick Stewart and David Cameron


    FAQ's - Tours
    Q: What kind of vehicle will we be in?
    A: Most tours are conducted in a VW Transporter, which is an 8 seat passenger van with plenty of room.  Room for 10 suitcases as well as passengers.  Please do not bring pianos.

    Q: What should I bring and what should I wear?
    A: Just the essentials; camera, credit cards, children, etc.  plenty of places to buy whatever you need on the tour.  In the winter wear layers, in the summer wear something light.  bring a rain jacket.  If you carry an umbrella, it will never rain.  That's the rule.

    Q: What happens on the tours?
    A: We'll guide you around the Cotswolds by car and on foot; towns, villages and countryside.  While we're in the vehicle we'll stick to the back roads, take the pretty route and appreciate the scenery.  When we stop in each location we'll show some highlights, help you orientate, then give you time to explore for yourself. 

    Q: Will I need travel insurance?
    A: We are fully insured but we strongly recommend you provide your own travel insurance.  

    Q: Is lunch provided?
    A: It is not included in the tour price.  An hour is allocated for lunch and we will show you the best, nearest place when it's time.  Alternatively you can add lunch as an extra when making your booking.  Always let us know about dietary requirements or allergies as far in advance as possible.

    Q: Where do tours start and finish?
    A: We have no fixed start or finish points.  We are based on the north east side of the Cotswolds and collect from a wide area around there as part of a normal tour package.  Start and finish points included in the price.  However, we can collect and drop you off anywhere in the UK.

    Q: Who will our guide be?  
    A: Could be me.  Could be Huw, Steve or Jamie.  You might get Colin or Alastair.  Maybe even Andy.  Edwin makes the occasional appearance. They're all good.  I'm the funniest, definitely.

    Q: Can I take pictures?
    A: Absolutely.  Normal rules apply: always ask if you can take someone's picture, turn flash off when inside churches and old buildings, be prepared for people tutting loudly around you if you use selfie sticks.  

    Q: Are locals ok with us staring at them in their gardens and houses?  
    A: Well, not staring, no.  And please don't peer in through people's windows.  Looking is just fine.  Cotswoldians are proud of their houses, their gardens and their towns and villages.  They understand visitors wanting to look and appreciate.  You might even get invited inside - just be prepared to eat lots of scones.


    "prompt, efficient, knowledgeable,
    courteous, considerate, personable, witty, fun to be with, and amenable to whatever we requested. 
    Good shopping and dining guidance, arranged a chef to cook for us.  Cooperative in working with the planner in our group to plan a personalized itinerary. We couldn't be happier. Highly recommend" 
    Phyllis, Alabama, US


    Infrequently Asked Questions

    These are genuine questions we've been asked on tours.  
    Names have been protected as all graciously gave their consent in the name of comedy.


    Q: Why was Windsor Castle built so close to Heathrow Airport?
    A: (stunned silence)

    Q: After Brexit, will England still be part of the continent of Europe?
    A: We're considering moving to Africa

    Q: What year is this?
    A: 2019

    Q: If there are so many accidents on the road by the deer crossing, why not move the deer crossing down the road?
    A: Why not indeed?  I'll suggest it to the Cotswold District Council

    Q: Isn't a lamb a bit like a baby sheep?
    A: Yes

    Q: What will the weather be like in September next year?
    A: Probably wet
    info@kookytours.co.uk
    from UK: 07779400421
    from outside UK: 00447779400421
    Langley Cottage, Upper Lea Farm
    Swalcliffe Lea, Oxfordshire
    OX15 6ET
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